{"id":114,"date":"2006-06-30T10:17:02","date_gmt":"2006-06-30T17:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/?p=114"},"modified":"2006-06-30T10:17:02","modified_gmt":"2006-06-30T17:17:02","slug":"keyes-acura","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/?p=114","title":{"rendered":"Keyes Acura"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What a hideous day, car-wise.  Took my 2005 TL into Keys Acrua in Van Nuys to have the air conditioning looked at for the FOURTH time.  Can you say Lemon Law?  Understand &#8211; I live in the San Fernando Valley, where it is 100 degrees and above most days of the summer.  No air conditioning is not an option.<\/p>\n<p>When I called to make the appointment, I asked if I could get a loaner (making clear that I NEEDED a car that day), and was told &#8220;we won&#8217;t have any loaners available until August&#8221;.  How is this possible?  It&#8217;s a CAR DEALERSHIP for FUCK SAKE.  They have nothing BUT cars.  Fine.  I diligently take my car in at 9am, prepared to wait until 11am and then continue on with my mountain of tasks for the rest of the day.  Josh, the &#8220;service&#8221; associate, tells me that I shouldn&#8217;t wait &#8211; it could take all day.  I arrange for Pam to pick me up, I drop her back at her office, and take her car for the rest of the day.<\/p>\n<p>Around 4pm, I start calling for a status.  Josh tells me he&#8217;ll find out and call me back in two minutes,  30 minutes later &#8211; no call.  I start calling.  I can&#8217;t get through, I get hung up on, and sit on hold endlessly &#8211; in that order.  I go to the dealership.  I hunt down Josh.  He goes to check.  I wait.  He tells me that are just putting dye into the system to find the leak.  I ask how this can be, as the car has been there for EIGHT HOURS.  He says &#8220;Mr. Bakst, diagnostics take time.&#8221; &#8211; which has the immediate effect of making me want to push him into traffic.  I wait more.  Finally I am told that it is a ruptured hose, that they do NOT have in stock.  So I am leaving with the same car I brought, after intense inconvenince.<\/p>\n<p>101 West Acura it is from now on.  I can&#8217;t wait until the QA person calls to ask how my service experience was.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a hideous day, car-wise. Took my 2005 TL into Keys Acrua in Van Nuys to have the air conditioning looked at for the FOURTH time. Can you say Lemon Law? Understand &#8211; I live in the San Fernando Valley, where it is 100 degrees and above most days of the summer. No air conditioning [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}