{"id":78,"date":"2005-05-04T09:29:21","date_gmt":"2005-05-04T16:29:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/?p=78"},"modified":"2005-05-04T14:39:41","modified_gmt":"2005-05-04T21:39:41","slug":"new-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/?p=78","title":{"rendered":"New Kitchen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have decided to embark upon one of the more dangerous journeys one can set out upon:  the remodeling of my kitchen.  ALREADY I am overwhelmed with the options, investigation required, and potential expense involved.  There are cabinets, countertops, appliances, flooring &#8211; to say nothing of actually redesigning the layout of a kitchen designed and built in 1956.<\/p>\n<p>God help me.  Thankfully, the best deigner in the UNIVERSE is helping with it (Brian Oslin of Huntington Beach, Ca), and since I routinely WHIP his ass at golf, he feels he owes it to me.  Brian designs everything from simple kitchens for shmoes like me, to multi-bazillion dollar homes for famous stars.  That&#8217;s what&#8217;s cool about Brian &#8211; he&#8217;s a money whore, so he&#8217;ll do it for anyone.<\/p>\n<p>Must go back to work now, so I can make enough money to someday, maybe, pay for this project.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have decided to embark upon one of the more dangerous journeys one can set out upon: the remodeling of my kitchen. ALREADY I am overwhelmed with the options, investigation required, and potential expense involved. There are cabinets, countertops, appliances, flooring &#8211; to say nothing of actually redesigning the layout of a kitchen designed and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kellybakst.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}